I WAS NEVER GOOD AT MATH.

[esme svetlana budnchen]

ESME BUNDCHEN.

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ms. esme svetlana bundchen. has eighteen years
under her belt and lives the lifestyle of a diamond,
and she only looks acts twenty one. she lives mostly on
friends, and has a very private mind. oh, and
she's totally in love with interior design. and lucky for
you guys, shes single



(cos)♥ = ?[/color][/font]
(true love +50) (married +45) (partners in crime +40)
(like family +40) (engaged +40) (other half +35)(stable
relationship +35) (inseparable +30) (ex enemies +30)
(mother/father +30) (sister/brother +30) (best friend
+25) (aunt/uncle +20) (cousin +20) (forbidden love +20)
(trustworthy +20) (close friend +20) (party friends +15)
(sexual tension +15) (puppy love +15) (average friend +15)
(roommates +15) (good influence +10) (on and off dating
+10) (protective +10) (childhood sweethearts +10) (hero
worship +10)(casual friend +10) (love/hate +10) (family
friend +5) childhood friends +5) (secret friends +5) (estranged
friends +5) (ex, good terms +5) (apathy 0) (one night stand
-5) (childhood rivals -5) (jealousy -5) (fear -5) (stalking -10)
(untrustworthy -10) (enemies by association -10) (bad
influence -10) (mutual disrespect -10) (rocky relation
ship -10) (dislike -15) (ex, bad terms -15) (envy -20)
(revenge -20) (ex friends -30) (backstabber -30)
(hardcore hate -40) (go to hell -45) (archenemies -50)

(other ?)


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credits, because giving credit where credit is due
is what all the cool kids are doing. made by joy
of caution, based on a comic strip by xkcd, which
is one of the most awesome comics ever written.
miranda, (c) wanker @ caution

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[esme svetlana budnchen]

÷ ♥ = ?

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so here's the deal. the idea is pretty simple - fill
out the little form below, quote above for colors
and paste in the relationships. then get out your
calculator and add them all up to put in the ###
spot. or, if your brain is feeling hardcore, you can
add them in your head, but i'm not spot checking
you! that's all, like i said, easy. oh right and if you
want to change the numerical value of one, cause
say it's more of a -10 love/hate, go right ahead.

♥² = ?[/font]


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[size=6][font=times new roman][color=300018]NAME HERE[/color][/font][/size][color=300018]
age in letters year old member group
isn't so scary after all, so i'll call him/her
my [b]i'll fill in[/b].

[b]s. says,[/b] "blah"
[b]ditto. says,[/b] "blah blah"[/color]

ships here
[size=23][font=georgia][color=300018]we equal ###![/color][/font][/size]

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[esme svetlana budnchen]

my normal approach is useless here.

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NOELLE DELACROIX[/color][/font][/size]
seventeen year old diamond.
isn't so scary after all, so i'll call her
my best friend.

noelle says, "so, the average person would look at me and lana and say that we have nothing and common and would make horrible friends. it's actually pretty much the opposite. she's definitely my right-hand girl, and I could tell her anything. we're pretty much opposites of each other usually, but that just makes things interesting. opposites attract, right? i can totally be myself around this girl, and vise versa. i honestly can't imagine my life without her."
ditto. says, "blah blah"[/size]

(partners in crime +40)
(like family +40)
(inseparable +30)
(trustworthy +20)
(party friends +15)
childhood friends +5)

we equal 110![/b] [/center][/size]

AIDAN LEVERE
nineteen year old opal
isn't so scary after all, so i'll call him
my sex buddy / maybe future.

s. says, "ah aidan, he is so hot...but i hate him. i would never tell him hes hot though, i might grunt it when im pissed or were in bed or something, but besides that im like ugh and always making weird comments towards him. but lets see, i met him on one of my bad days. i was working on a project, and it was late...so i was leaving the dorms and bumped into him. i said some things, and im sure he did. im a interior designer, and he is in graphic design, we have a few classes together. so we ended up having to do a project together, bad this was we already got on the wrong foot. so we were like ugh, and i didn't want to be around him. but we had to buckle down, so he came to my dorm. so up bad thing is we started arguing, and uh one thing led to another. i don't know who kissed who first, and i know that i was pinned against the wall, and we were ripping each others clothes off. so long story short we had sex, and we usually still do. its like love hate thing, and i guess i like him...even though he gets under my skin. not only that but he still pisses me off, but im not telling him i like him. pssh, that will just be another thing we argue over. hes a good fuck. more, maybe so."
a. says, "oh my lord, esme's body is ridiculously attractive. like, when i first bumped into her in the hallway, it was an instant hard on and the only thing that kept me from taking her straight up right there in the hallway was the look on her face--yeah, it just made her even hotter, but i got the feeling i'd be losing my favorite part of my anatomy if i tried anything on her just then, but that just made me ever so slightly determined to get her, and believe, like always, i got her. obviously we have a few classes together, we're both designers--although mine is obviously superior, she's just making something that's going to be thrown out after a week--so it makes sense that we'd be thrown together now and then. and as much as i hate to admit it--i hate her and can't stand when she's good at something, it just feeds her already self-inflated ego--we're both pretty much equal in our actual design skills, and we're almost the best, so we get put together for projects more often than not, i think it's the teachers way of making sure other people get an actual chance to try their skills, 'cause i'm likely to do all the designing if i'm given the chance. but anyway, it was this one particular project we were working on, and she was annoying the hell out of me, and we were nearing the deadline and i had to go to her dorm room to finish it, and i don't know what happened....she was in some skimpy clothing already, i guess you could call it pj's, i was shirtless and wearing jeans and i had a bad hard on just looking at her, and we started arguing--which is typical between us--and she was just so...sexy, but annoying at the same time, and the only thing i could think of to shut her up was to kiss her. and well, you know me, once i get started when i want someone like i do her, i can't stop. if i was a better man i'd say i was ashamed of how much of an animal i was with her, but i'm not at all. we were rough, we shredded what clothing we had on it took so long to get at one another, and we had sex. over and over again. i don't know why, but we still do, she still turns me on, which is odd considering that i toss girls out like they toss out last week's clothes, i don't do relationships longer than a week, girls get boring, but the way esme and i have worked it is so perfect. we absolutely abhor one another, destroy each other's egos, and then fuck the life out of one another. i love it, she's like the perfect woman, you get to have all the heat, excitement, and sex you want, without having to commit. and she don't mind when i've got another girl for a week, not that i really stop seeing her. i mean, i think i like her, she's amazing and the sex is so good, but she's so infuriating! she just doesn't know when to shut up, she yaps on and on about what she bought yesterday or what she made and i just can't relate to that airhead bullshit i just want to punch her sometimes...but i settle for a more 'pleasurable' form of punishment. no way in hell is she going to find out that i actually like parts of her though, it'd just give her a bigger head than she already has, and there's no way i'd give a girl a bargaining card for a better relationship. i like it just where it is, thank you. "

(sexual tension +15)
(protective +10)
(love/hate +10)
(untrustworthy -10)
(bad influence -10)
(rocky relationship -10)
(other--enemies with benefits -10)

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we equal -5![/center]

[aidan logan levere]

AIDAN LEVERE
nineteen year old opal
isn't so scary after all, so i'll call him
my i'll fill in.

s. says, "ah aidan, he is so hot...but i hate him. i would never tell him hes hot though, i might grunt it when im pissed or were in bed or something, but besides that im like ugh and always making weird comments towards him. but lets see, i met him on one of my bad days. i was working on a project, and it was late...so i was leaving the dorms and bumped into him. i said some things, and im sure he did. im a interior designer, and he is in graphic design, we have a few classes together. so we ended up having to do a project together, bad this was we already got on the wrong foot. so we were like ugh, and i didn't want to be around him. but we had to buckle down, so he came to my dorm. so up bad thing is we started arguing, and uh one thing led to another. i don't know who kissed who first, and i know that i was pinned against the wall, and we were ripping each others clothes off. so long story short we had sex, and we usually still do. its like love hate thing, and i guess i like him...even though he gets under my skin. not only that but he still pisses me off, but im not telling him i like him. pssh, that will just be another thing we argue over. hes a good fuck. more, maybe so."
ditto. says, "oh my lord, esme's body is ridiculously attractive. like, when i first bumped into her in the hallway, it was an instant hard on and the only thing that kept me from taking her straight up right there in the hallway was the look on her face--yeah, it just made her even hotter, but i got the feeling i'd be losing my favorite part of my anatomy if i tried anything on her just then, but that just made me ever so slightly determined to get her, and believe, like always, i got her. obviously we have a few classes together, we're both designers--although mine is obviously superior, she's just making something that's going to be thrown out after a week--so it makes sense that we'd be thrown together now and then. and as much as i hate to admit it--i hate her and can't stand when she's good at something, it just feeds her already self-inflated ego--we're both pretty much equal in our actual design skills, and we're almost the best, so we get put together for projects more often than not, i think it's the teachers way of making sure other people get an actual chance to try their skills, 'cause i'm likely to do all the designing if i'm given the chance. but anyway, it was this one particular project we were working on, and she was annoying the hell out of me, and we were nearing the deadline and i had to go to her dorm room to finish it, and i don't know what happened....she was in some skimpy clothing already, i guess you could call it pj's, i was shirtless and wearing jeans and i had a bad hard on just looking at her, and we started arguing--which is typical between us--and she was just so...sexy, but annoying at the same time, and the only thing i could think of to shut her up was to kiss her. and well, you know me, once i get started when i want someone like i do her, i can't stop. if i was a better man i'd say i was ashamed of how much of an animal i was with her, but i'm not at all. we were rough, we shredded what clothing we had on it took so long to get at one another, and we had sex. over and over again. i don't know why, but we still do, she still turns me on, which is odd considering that i toss girls out like they toss out last week's clothes, i don't do relationships longer than a week, girls get boring, but the way esme and i have worked it is so perfect. we absolutely abhor one another, destroy each other's egos, and then fuck the life out of one another. i love it, she's like the perfect woman, you get to have all the heat, excitement, and sex you want, without having to commit. and she don't mind when i've got another girl for a week, not that i really stop seeing her. i mean, i think i like her, she's amazing and the sex is so good, but she's so infuriating! she just doesn't know when to shut up, she yaps on and on about what she bought yesterday or what she made and i just can't relate to that airhead bullshit i just want to punch her sometimes...but i settle for a more 'pleasurable' form of punishment. no way in hell is she going to find out that i actually like parts of her though, it'd just give her a bigger head than she already has, and there's no way i'd give a girl a bargaining card for a better relationship. i like it just where it is, thank you. "

(sexual tension +15)
(protective +10)
(love/hate +10)
(untrustworthy -10)
(bad influence -10)
(rocky relationship -10)
(other--enemies with benefits -10)


we equal -5!

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[size=6][font=times new roman][color=300018]AIDAN LEVERE[/color][/font][/size][color=300018]
nineteen year old opal
isn't so scary after all, so i'll call him
my [b]i'll fill in[/b].

[b]s. says,[/b] "ah aidan, he is so hot...but i hate him. i would never tell him hes hot though, i might grunt it when im pissed or were in bed or something, but besides that im like ugh and always making weird comments towards him. but lets see, i met him on one of my bad days. i was working on a project, and it was late...so i was leaving the dorms and bumped into him. i said some things, and im sure he did. im a interior designer, and he is in graphic design, we have a few classes together. so we ended up having to do a project together, bad this was we already got on the wrong foot. so we were like ugh, and i didn't want to be around him. but we had to buckle down, so he came to my dorm. so up bad thing is we started arguing, and uh one thing led to another. i don't know who kissed who first, and i know that i was pinned against the wall, and we were ripping each others clothes off. so long story short we had sex, and we usually still do. its like love hate thing, and i guess i like him...even though he gets under my skin. not only that but he still pisses me off, but im not telling him i like him. pssh, that will just be another thing we argue over. hes a good fuck. more, maybe so."
[b]ditto. says,[/b] "oh my lord, esme's body is ridiculously attractive. like, when i first bumped into her in the hallway, it was an instant hard on and the only thing that kept me from taking her straight up right there in the hallway was the look on her face--yeah, it just made her even hotter, but i got the feeling i'd be losing my favorite part of my anatomy if i tried anything on her just then, but that just made me ever so slightly determined to get her, and believe, like always, i got her. obviously we have a few classes together, we're both designers--although mine is obviously superior, she's just making something that's going to be thrown out after a week--so it makes sense that we'd be thrown together now and then. and as much as i hate to admit it--i hate her and can't stand when she's good at something, it just feeds her already self-inflated ego--we're both pretty much equal in our actual design skills, and we're almost the best, so we get put together for projects more often than not, i think it's the teachers way of making sure other people get an actual chance to try their skills, 'cause i'm likely to do all the designing if i'm given the chance. but anyway, it was this one particular project we were working on, and she was annoying the hell out of me, and we were nearing the deadline and i had to go to her dorm room to finish it, and i don't know what happened....she was in some skimpy clothing already, i guess you could call it pj's, i was shirtless and wearing jeans and i had a bad hard on just looking at her, and we started arguing--which is typical between us--and she was just so...sexy, but annoying at the same time, and the only thing i could think of to shut her up was to kiss her. and well, you know me, once i get started when i want someone like i do her, i can't stop. if i was a better man i'd say i was ashamed of how much of an animal i was with her, but i'm not at all. we were rough, we shredded what clothing we had on it took so long to get at one another, and we had sex. over and over again. i don't know why, but we still do, she still turns me on, which is odd considering that i toss girls out like they toss out last week's clothes, i don't do relationships longer than a week, girls get boring, but the way esme and i have worked it is so perfect. we absolutely abhor one another, destroy each other's egos, and then fuck the life out of one another. i love it, she's like the perfect woman, you get to have all the heat, excitement, and sex you want, without having to commit. and she don't mind when i've got another girl for a week, not that i really stop seeing her. i mean, i think i like her, she's amazing and the sex is so good, but she's so infuriating! she just doesn't know when to shut up, she yaps on and on about what she bought yesterday or what she made and i just can't relate to that airhead bullshit i just want to punch her sometimes...but i settle for a more 'pleasurable' form of punishment. no way in hell is she going to find out that i actually like parts of her though, it'd just give her a bigger head than she already has, and there's no way i'd give a girl a bargaining card for a better relationship. i like it just where it is, thank you. "[/color]

[color=6F3C48](sexual tension +15)[/color]
[color=855059](protective +10)[/color]
[color=915C62](love/hate +10)[/color]
[color=956E79](untrustworthy -10)[/color]
[color=96717C](bad  influence -10)[/color]
[color=977480](rocky relationship -10)[/color]
[color=9B8696](other--enemies with benefits -10)[/color]


[size=23][font=georgia][color=300018]we equal -5![/color][/font][/size]

[esme svetlana budnchen]

UPDATED !

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